Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
In Common Jokes
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
