In common jokes
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.