What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common
They have no why home👹
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
