In common jokes

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?

A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?

A: Fu@king close to water!

What do an abortion and a baby have in common?

The mom doesn't want either of them.

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

Everyone gets a turn ;)