In common

In Common Jokes

Slinky

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Leaf

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.

Gas

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

Beer

Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?

A: Fu@king close to water!

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  • Abortion

    What do an abortion and a baby have in common?

    The mom doesn't want either of them.

    Driver

    What do women and Nvidia have in common?

    They both do not make very good drivers.

    Blonde

    What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

    Everyone gets a turn ;)

    Friend

    What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

    Michael Jackson

    What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

    They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

    Ant

    What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

    Apple

    What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

    Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

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  • Priest

    What do a priest and a pedo have in common?

    Nothing, they both like kids.

    Jesus Christ

    Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?

    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

    Feminism

    What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?

    They are all disabilities.

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  • Orphan

    What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

    Orphan

    What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

    They both have no meaning.

    Vision

    Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

    They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

    Orphan

    What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

    Nothing, they are both orphans.

    Emo

    What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.