In common jokes
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.