In common jokes
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.