In common jokes
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.