What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
What do highschool kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals
what do both a hooker and a customer have in common, they come onto each other
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
What does a Viagra and Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
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What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both dont have familys to go to.
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What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
