In common jokes

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.

What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?

They believe their own lies.

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?

They both kidnap Canadian women!

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?

A monkey caused worldwide outrage.

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?

A: Fu@king close to water!

What do an abortion and a baby have in common?

The mom doesn't want either of them.

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

Everyone gets a turn ;)

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.