In common jokes
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.