What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.