In common jokes
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.