In common jokes
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.