What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.