In common jokes
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.