In common jokes
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
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What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.