What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common can't find their parents
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
