In common jokes
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What do Woody and Hitler have in common?
Their bodies go limp before they get caught.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.