In Common Jokes

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common

they are both invisable

What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still

Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?

A: They've dealt with a burning bush

what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...

What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.

what Americans and rubix cubes have in common?

they both have a history of separating colors

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"

what do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common. They're both filled with happy little accidents............

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.

What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!

what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips

I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S

Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.