In common jokes
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."
What do Jesus and a painting have in common?
They hang by nails.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What does a sex offender and Santa have in common?
They will come down your "chimney" tonight.