In common

In Common Jokes

Mom

What do vacuums and your mom have in common?

They both suck.

Hooker

What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?

They're both hookers.

Toilet Paper

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Gynecologist

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

Food

What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.

Grandma

What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.

What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.

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  • Boundary

    What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

    Neither of them respect boundaries.

    Dad

    What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

    Ball

    What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.

    Stone

    What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

    It's legal to get stoned.

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  • Emo kid

    What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

    There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

    Noodle

    What do girls and noodles have in common?

    They both wiggle when you eat them.