In common jokes
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.