What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they canβt eat it.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...