What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
In Common Jokes
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they canβt eat it.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people donβt get it.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
