what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they canโt eat it
What does food and dark humor have in common? Some people donโt get it.
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common? Neither of them respect boundaries.
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What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
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what do emo kids and hitler have in common?
Theres gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What does an orphan's father and Nemo have in common.
They are both nowhere to be found.
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
