In common jokes
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.