In common jokes
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...