What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
You wanna know what i have in common with a apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.