What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.