What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.