New in Common Jokes - Page 24

Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?

When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?

They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”

Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.

What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

What does my head and hell have in common? They both have demons in them

what do women and moldy bread have in common? a yeast infection.

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?

Shooting up schoolchildren.

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread

We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight

What do tampons and your sister have in common!

My new step father told me that I'm his new son. so I say ok. My step father step father said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said yeah like what ? My step father said well you came out of your mother's pussy, I eat your mother's pussy. You use suck on your mother's tits, now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother use to smack you in the ass when you act up, now I smack your mom in the as now. Your mother call me daddy, now I am your new daddy.