How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!
Who wants a picture of my pp?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
My brother when he sees a girl.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!
