Image jokes

How do computers get drunk?

They take a screenshot.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

Joe mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it’s still printing!

Who wants a picture of my pp?

What do you call an orphan's family photo?

A self-portrait.

My brother when he sees a girl.

What do you call an orphan’s picture?

A family photo.

I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?

A family photo.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

What do phones and orphans have in common?

They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)

My wife is like a mirror.

I can never look at it.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?

Family photo.

What’s a selfie of an orphan called?

Family picture.

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.

Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!

[Image of Gwen]

Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!