Im jokes
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.