If jokes
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"