If jokes

If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?

What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you.

What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

A pool table.