Identity jokes
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Me. I am the joke.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
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