Identity jokes
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Non-binary is a joke.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Me. I am the joke.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
If gay means happy, then I am now straight.