What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Identity Jokes
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
Your mum gay.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
