Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
Its ice to see u
I smell Ice a mile. *Titanic I want to Icebeld.
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today ma'am...we have every flavor you can imagine". Old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says, "Sorry ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have". ""Ok" she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says just a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream". The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?". Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, "Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?". "Why of course young man" she says, "V-A-N". "Right" the clerk says, "Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?". "Well of course, Straw", she replied. "Ok then" he says, "Now spell Fuck as in chocolate". She says, "There's no Fuck in chocolate". He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!".
What do superheroes 🦸♀️ put in their drinks?
Just ice 🧊.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why does the ice cream 🍨 have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: he got shot
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
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What does a queen 👸 want on her cookie 🍪?
Royal Icing.
