Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.
The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"
The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?
The feather because the emo is hung in the tree
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Do you know why jesus is so popular with the ladies?? Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this.. 🤚--------🤪----------✋
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
