Hung jokes

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.

I hung something else instead.

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

I like my kids like I like my lamps. Hung from the ceiling.

How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope they hung themself in...

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?

They are both hung.

My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.

"Was it hung?" her friend asks.

"No, he was shot."

There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.

A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.

The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"

The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??

Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋

If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?