Hung

Hung Jokes

so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

when you forget the pinata at the birthday party. kids: Aww man. but the emo kid just hung himself. kids:Yaaaaayyy. Parents: Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way

I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)

How is wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.

One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up