Hung Jokes

When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself

the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung

What do you call a ruptured chines man? One hung lo

What do clothes and emo kids have in common?

They both get hung

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus

The picture gets hung with one nail not two

why was the emo mad? the picture got hung not her

What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights I hung something else instead

What does chicken on a plancha and emos have in common. they both are hung

Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.

Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.

On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.

This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!

What fell first the emo kid or the leaf the leaf caus the emo kid just hung

An orphan was chock g he called the ambulace i he forgot he's suicide and quickly HUNG up