What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
What do you call a hung autist... Dead
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
The picture gets hung with one nail not two
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman
why was the emo mad? the picture got hung not her
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
