We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Biden, no cash, and no hope.
Q. What's the best gift for someone who has just started working at the AISH office? A. Emergency contraception.
Whats the difference btwn a joke and 3 cocks? You can't take a joke.
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Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun now it’s an assault rifle
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
What do women and KFC have in common? After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Don't do suicide shit nearly killed me tbh 🙏🙏🙏🙏
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.