Humans jokes
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?