Humans jokes
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?
I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
What is the difference between the human rights?
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.