Hows

Hows jokes

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† πŸ™ƒ πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜… πŸ˜† Lol like

If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?

"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?

All 3 of them.

Hockey for life!

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to β€œfuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .