Hows jokes
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.