Hows

Hows jokes

What record did Obama prove during his presidency?

No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

How do you lift a depressed person up?

No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.