Hows jokes
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!