how many braincells does a pregnant blonde have 2 one for her one for the baby
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, they declare darkness to be the new standard.
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb well it's not 53 cause my basements still dark
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
How do you execute a retard
The Electric Wheelchair
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
You nail its other hand to the ground.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
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How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
