Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.