Howe jokes

Fish

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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Fowl

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Alphabet

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?

That one friend: 11 - T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Memes

Sex

How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Autopsy

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

Forest

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Ghost

Person 1: How smart are you?

Person 2: Really smart.

Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?

Person 2: 1 ghost is left.

Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!

Daughter

What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."

The other man says, "How do you know?"

The other man says, "Because she is dead."

9/11

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Baby

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

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