Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
Howe Jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
