Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
A man c@me up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter,... how dairy!
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water. My brother: How Me: You boil the hell out of it.
how do you get a emo out of the tree
you cut the rope
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
