Howe jokes
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didnβt, there was no lift...!
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
I couldnβt quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Memes
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! πππ
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
I farted how bout u?
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.