How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.
With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.
Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.
Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.
A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.
With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.
Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.
But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.
And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed
You tell them to clap till their parents come home
how does bees go to school?they go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
How do you make an orphan shut up
You tell his mom
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how abt you ligma balls 😏 (it’s all abt how you pronounce the end)
When an orphans playing baseball how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home he has no home to hit to
Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was going
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall, depneds on how hard you throw them
How do you get 'Dick' from Richard??? ..... Ask him nicely
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them
jeffrey dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee black and ground up
