Howe jokes
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! πππ
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
Memes
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
I farted how bout u?
I couldnβt quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
My friend said to me, "How do you spell Tom?" and I said, "T-O-M-M." He said, "That's not how you spell 'it's Tom.' You have to take out one 'M'."
So I said, "But which one?"
I couldnβt quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didnβt, there was no lift...!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.