Howe jokes
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
Memes
Ok,how the hell has this "Meme" got so many likes?
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.