Howe jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
How do pigs kill themselves?
They commit Kermit-cide.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Memes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?