Howe jokes

Woman

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

Negotiation

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

Pissed off

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

Suicide

Suicide

How do pigs kill themselves?

They commit Kermit-cide.

Memes

Rapper

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Rapper

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

Rapper

How do rappers like their coffee?

With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to school?

To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.

Euthanasia

In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.

9/11

Twin Towers

You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.

Rapper

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ice chains.

Text

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?

Grandma

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?