Howe jokes
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Memes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.