Howe jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
How do you see past that forehead?
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Memes
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.