Howe jokes
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.