Howe jokes
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
Memes
Hey bitch how u doing?
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
How many babies does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"