Howe jokes

How do you anger a Libertarian?

Don't tell him the truth.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.

How do you anger a Republican?

Tell him the truth.

How did a man know his wife died?

Dishis start piling up.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?

Skelesore.

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.

Q: How heavy is a photon?

A: It's light!

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.

How do you fit 53 babies into a box?

First get a blender...

Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.

Someone else: How was it?

Me: It's a long story.

Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.

How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?

With a blender.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?

Come post!