Howe jokes
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Memes
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
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