Howe jokes
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
Me: I finished a book with 100 pages.
Someone else: How was it?
Me: It's a long story.
Memes
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.