Howe jokes

I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

Zero, they were copycats.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.

I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?

How does an artist fill in a CV?

He draws on experience.

How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.

Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...

Are they just given a quick crash course?

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it ;)

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

How do you start a fight in space?

"Comet me, bro."

How do two emo kids greet each other?

"I like ya cut, G."

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.

How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.