Howe jokes
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Memes
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
He tied them in little Nazis.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"