How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
How is the world fattest Avocado called?Niko
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
The school shooter: I finally found you worthless crybabies!! The Quiet Kid: How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same? The school shooter: I don't know. The Quiet kid: When you pull them out every body wants to be your friend.
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
how do you make a disabled person cry
lets go play tag
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
how are genders and the twin towers alike?
there was 2 now its a sensitive subject
Kid me: I lost my stick
Teacher : No you didn’t
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out out of your pants
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it
How do you turn a Chinese into a American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How did the orphan become famous?,”go big or go home”
How does a emo kid complement one another Like your cuts g.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back
How do you talk to a giant? - - Use big words.
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
how does a train eat?
it goes chew chew
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
