Howe jokes

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

You wanna hear a joke?

Two Emos hanging out under a tree.

How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!

How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝

These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?

Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.

So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.