Me:knock knock Bestie:whos there? Me:ben Bestie:ben dover? Me:no ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx Bestie:omg how did i forget hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
So this is how I got divorced. On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum and my 2 kids 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
This is how I got
How many EMO’S does it take to change a lightbulb?
None because they just sit and cry in the dark.
How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
how do you know you've found a priest? when little Timmy is glued to his crotch
y cant an orphan suck and my nut nut a girl can ?
1 knows how
How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
😴 🛌 ⏰️ ✋️ If a gay male is married to a well-endowed physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up do he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up? Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob
How do you surprise a blind kid... put a plunger in the toilet
I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP
How did the fat person cross the road? It rolled
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
How do u make a sad person jump?
a bridge
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear
