Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
How to not exist: Kys
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
How do you anger a Republican? Tell him the truth
How do you anger a Libertarian? Don't tell him the truth
How do you anger a democrat? Don't tell him the truth
How do you anger a white christian nationalist? Tell him the truth
How do the Powerpuff girls vape?
They take a "power puff"
How many emo’s does it take to fix a lightbulb None because they just cry in the darkness
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
yo mama so stupid she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept
how do you make a cat say woof? you cover it in petrol and light a match.
On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you this weekend?
How do you punish a blind guy? You leave a plunger in the toilet
ABIGABA DANIELTM
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them .., mbu wait l see how this week goes ..🤔
How can you tell a Asian guy is awake
You can never tell
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up He pressed the red button
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
