How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
I’ve been munching away on these new tic tacs recently and honestly, they are really good. It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty tho, so it’s time to get some more!
HOW YOU GUYS NOT EVEN KNOW WHO DID IT HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH
How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
How much context pecker? You Press context categoria, go discord Drink tea with friend game night
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
How many potato to feed the elephant
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling
me: are you an orphan? orphan: yes how did you know and what gave me away? me: where's your parents? orphan: died and i have a phone why? me: because it has a home button.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it and the obituary
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
How do you make a lesbian upset Give her a multiplication test
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
