Howe jokes
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
How much semen can a gay man hold? A buttload.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.