How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
