How did Rihanna find out? Chris Brown was cheating on her Found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
You know how Joe Biden is happy When he is rubbing a little girls shoulders and eating ice cream.
How do you knockout 26 kids in one punch Give them a Sandy Hook
Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE. He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
What record did Obama proved during his presidency No matter how far a brotha gets in life he’ll still be in government housing
How did you get into the tampon 100 Pull some strings
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19? She lost her taste.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his BEATS
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its GLUTES off
