How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Howe Jokes
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
