How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat? Put barbecue sauce on it
How can you tell your best friend is gay His meat taste like shit
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable? Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan Nothing, no one cares how much led is in those kids
How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital? Throw a strob light in the epileptic ward
How did the Shaggy defence become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
How is slavery different from Pokémon? There’s different types of Pokémon
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me
I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
How can you tell Donald Trump is old and demented?
He can't distinguish between tanned people and cockroaches!
Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man
My cousin really loves baseball He always Brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors
