How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL SCRUB
What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you
How do u lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the CHASE"
How do asses communicate?
Through BOOTY CALLS
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in CRACK CONDITIONING
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his FART
How do booties greet each other?
"What's CRACKIN"
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT
A Son walks up to his Dad and says "I'm so gay right now! "HOW COULD YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" Screams the Dad. "No, Gay as in HAPPY" Says the confused Son,"I'm so happy right now!" "Oh" says the Dad, "Why are you happy?" Then the Son said "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off"
How do you know Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rip from black women?
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints
How does a rapper keep track of time?
With his RHYMING WATCH
How do rappers stay cool during summer?
They throw SHADE
