How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the chase!"
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
