An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
your so poor if ever broke into your house id give you things
buy kfc= 1 dead orphan in your house
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender
How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them
1 like= 1 more child in my basement
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
What dose a orphan say a lot.where is my house
"My wife is so crazy" said Beatem's McSmasher. "Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch "She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!" "You getting kicked out bro?" "Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor" "Is she one of them woke bitches?"
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant. So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room, then my T.V. started to float out the window. I said "drop it nig-"
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
