Why can't orphans play baseball? They donāt know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: Iām going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because Iām a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itās like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
Whatās an orphanās least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itās not like they can tell their parents.
Whatās an orphanās least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They canāt see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they donāt know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.