damn bro that calculator is looking hot today. it got Abs
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
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dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Bro the twin tower got a hot and ready from jets
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What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
eli is hot
So i told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldnt stop crying.
me: *opens a bag of hot cheetos in class*- all my friends: hey bro can i have sum- people i dont know: Pleaze lemme have some PLEAZE i'll be your best friend- people i say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
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My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
