Hotness jokes

Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!

It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?

He-he-eat!

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."

What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?

Because they're afraid of ice!

I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.

Oh wait, I am.

I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭

What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?

A Mac Daddy Pro.

Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Your mom is hot.