Hotness jokes
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.
I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭