Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Eli is hot.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
I am really hot but I hate water what am I
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Red hot 🥵
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's 🔥🌭
Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!
Hot water look a**.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
