Hotness jokes
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
My school is on fire today, and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted, "Hot Wheels!"
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.