So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Hotness Jokes
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
