Hotness jokes
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day.
Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first.
Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am.
Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet.
Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you.
Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down.
Most restaurants are closed at night, but your legs aren’t.
I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out.
Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight.
Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall.
I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately, but I hope it’s you.
Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream.
Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you.
Do you sing in the shower? Because if so, I need a private ticket of your concert.
Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between.
Are you a blanket? Because you’re on top of me every night.
Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7.
Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream.
I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.
Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down.
Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up.
Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.