Hotness jokes
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all the fans left!