Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gunna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘ re re‘ and your like ‘ re re ‘ yourself motherf*ucker and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SUPRIZE the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
This guy tried to kill me and i asked "what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied ": nah, its Halloween"
there was a dude, he was yo dawg you wanna die? I said what is this, Friday the thirteenth?
Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? one alive at the bottom
I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy, It usually takes me days
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up, I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you? Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
whats the most horrifying video in the world logan paul vlogs
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
I saw stephen king using an atm it is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down
What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
