Homework Jokes

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

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my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont

Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47

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school

how is everyone? I just started school. SIX GREADE YEAH

Guess who I saw at school today?

Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!

my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.