Homework Jokes

I Copied my friends work It's not like the teacher can tell my parent's

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan? The teacher can’t give you homework.

what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework

who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple...Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn't do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn't do my homework

Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sisters Jenga kit”

The principles office smells nice

my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

Why did the orphan fail all his classes? He couldn’t do his homework

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"

When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway

What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂