Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Orphans have it lucky. When teachers threaten to call parents, the orhphans say, "Try me". When teacher's give homework, Orphans say, "Where?"
Why can a orphan not have homework they do not have a home
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
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Teacher told me to turn in my essay but I ain't no snitch fool
Why are Asians good at math? Because the dog can’t eat their homework
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What did a fat cow give you. Homework
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Why do orphan hate school because of home work
I love school
What do orphans and homework have in common? Everybody forgets about them
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
Teacher: why were you late Me:Traffic Teacher: Did I did it Me: Did I even blame it on you
*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Why does Orphans get in trouble at school? because the school doesn't have any parents to report to
whats a bonus on being a orphan you cant get homework
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?' ''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story about my Mom " "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.
"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit". "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife". "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class !!
''Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?"
"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk```......!!!!"
